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mciii:

Absentia, the 7th witch of the sea.

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dennisbrain:

theirishwishmonger:

dennisbrain:

hello yes if any brass players wanna snapchat me nudes it would be appreciated
username is thehorniesthornist

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this is better than anything i could have hoped for

sundye-acnl:

ask-marshal-acnl:

This is for all of my followers who didn’t see the tarantula villagers I made for sundye-acnl. c:

Still not over how cute this is. Thank you again ∩(︶▽︶)∩

I am really terrified of spiders, but these villagers are adorable!

wiitch-craft:

✯☽

sasssyykassyyy:

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

😂😂😂

your-daisyfreshgirl:

stunningpicture:

Chinese doctors bowing down to a 11 year old boy diagnosed with brain cancer who managed to save several lives by donating his organs to the hospital he was being treated in shortly before his death.

Incredible

thefrecklebum:

Well the vote was unanimous! Thank you, carlthebetta, for the wonderful suggestion. :)
Chill Your Gills

Now to seal this baby and add the rope hanger.

REBLOG | Posted 2 hours ago With 16 notes
I act and react, and suddenly I wonder “Where is the girl that I was last year?..Two years ago?..What would she think of me now?
—Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals  (via cizzlez)

dashdrive:

this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

You wrecked me and
I apologized.
— (via spuandi)
I’m sober now and I still love you.
—(via suspend)

what’s it called when you have friends but you’re still lonely