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clairebearhug:

people-should-all-be-onions:

this perfection is back on my dash again

period leak

Young Elsa + Smiling

mayorgere:

do the bird villagers ever look at the tinier birds in animal crossing and think “what”

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citizen: it's a bird!
citizen: it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman: it's a metaphor

palehorseblackdog:

Putting something pretty on my dash to break up all the stupid posts.

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anti-phony:

 

sherlocksmyth:

i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.

whats the big deal about freakin catctuses

multifaceted-cactus:

we’re the quenchiest.

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dovvnload:

My parents believe that I’m the only teenager that: is lazy, stays up late, has a messy room, is constantly emitting high energy gamma rays & levitates in midair while chanting in an unknown language

phleps:

theirye’re* 

thirteenfunbreaker:

sliverdemon:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

Also, Superman

Kinda reminds me of that guy who made a cardboard Blue Falcon wrapped around a big tricycle.

bethrevis:

you could kill a man in any of these dresses, and pretty sure no jury would convict you. those are killing-men dresses, that’s what i’m saying

lollipopclouds:

novangla:

disney-licious:

(X)

I love love that these are dark without being like ~twisted~ ~evil~ whatever portrayals.  Like, these are all straight-up moments from their stories but they’re haunting and sinister and wonderful.

Love these